Suitcase decals guaranteed to get you searched

Tired of trying to locate your black suitcase in baggage claim? Looking for some extra attention from that good-looking TSA guy in security line number two? You’re sure to turn more than a few heads with these somewhat-sick-but-strangely-irresistible suitcase decals. Or maybe sticking with the multicolored ribbons and duct tape is still the wiser route to take.
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